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B R I T I S H ○●

[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win xFactor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football... not soccer.

Total: 3 (OH BUGGER!!!)


○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●

[x] You wear flip flops all year. (In the house, 'cept we call them slippers or tsinelas ((CHEE-NEL-AHS)))
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[ ] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.

Total: 3 (Sorta... Maybe 2 1/2)


○● I T A L I A N ○●

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (Not the way it means, but whatevs.)
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian. (CIAO MOFOS!)
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk a lot with your hands.

Total: 5 (My uncle is Italian, so that makes my baby cousin half Italian and half



○● S P A N I S H ○●

[x] You say member instead of Remember. (Sometimes...)
[x] You speak Spanish or some. (Hola! Does that count?)
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[x] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is. (Unfortunately...)
[x] You talk fast occasionally. (ALL THE TIME! )
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.

Total: 7 (I'm totally Spanish! )


○● R U S S I A N ○●

[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha. (Bedingfield?)
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 4 (Become one with me, da? )


○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L. (Ummm, it ends in an "on.")
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing. (Singing, YES.)

Total: 4 (More like 3 1/2)

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[x] You can sing gospel.

Total: 3 (...)

○● A S I A N ○●

[x] You have slantysmall eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. (ALL THE TIME. And sometimes holding my neck for some reason.)
[x] Most people think you're Chinese.
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko. (Nah, too far away.)

Total: 8 (At least this is true. )


○● G E R M A N ○●

[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2".

Total: 4

○● C A N A D I A N ○●

[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 1 (Eh...) (NO!!! MATTHEW-KUN!)

○● A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart. (Is there anywhere else to shop?!)
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 3 (But... But... )


○● B E L G I A N ○●

[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 4


○● D U T C H ○●

[x] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at buildinghandiworkprojects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 4

○● A R A B ○●

[x] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[x] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[x] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[x] You have a black hair. (Well, it LOOKS black...)
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.

Total: 4

In conclusion, I'm mostly Spanish and Asian (according to this.) Can you guess what ethnicity I really am? I'll take a request from anyone who gets it right~! Jill, Kelley, Becca, Nikki, and Maria, no telling. OR ELSE.